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Insert overused simple syrup joke here.

It really is easy, though, to make your own flavored syrups for teas, coffee, cocktails, and mocktails. You’ll save a ton of money over store-bought ones, and you can’t help but feel a little fancy.

For a not-too-thin, not-too-thick syrup, use equal measures of water and sugar. I used turbinado in the one pictured, for the perty color and the rich flavor, but you can use a white sugar if you want a lighter flavor and color.

Bring the water to a boil, then stir in your sugar until completely dissolved—turn your heat down so you don’t boil off the water…unless you want a thicker syrup. Turn off the heat and add your flavors, leaving them in until the flavor has reached the desired strength.

For my latest, I added small chunks of ginger and lemon peel (perfect for autumn scratchy-throat tea). You can use herbs, berries, cinnamon…it’s your syrup. Don’t worry about what size chunks you’re throwing in; you’ll just run it through a strainer.

Once it’s cooled off enough that you’re not afraid of it, use a funnel and pour your new, classy syrup into a bottle. Store it in the fridge for a month or so.

Now go experiment!

Thanks to Erika of The Cosmopolitan Hour for mentioning this on Facebook or Twitter or whatever it was, because it stuck in my head and popped out when I was shopping for some domestics: Ikea carries vegan caviar. It’s in the refrigerator section of their little food market, stuck in the middle of the fishy kind. How was I not going to buy it?! It was screaming WTF Wednesday! Clearly a product that did not need to be made. I highly doubt any vegan out there has ever said, “Sure, giving up cheese was easy, but I sooo miss my caviar.”

I checked the ingredients. It’s seaweed extract, salt, blah, blah, xantham gum, and vegetable carbon (coloring). I can do this.

I did some caviar research, ’cause I don’t know from fish eggs, and apparently it is best served on some lightly buttered, lightly toasted bread. Any talk of creamy accompaniments only clue your guests in to the inferior quality of your roe. So toast and seaweed and salt—I can do this.

And then I opened the jar.

OK, that’s creepy. I made sure I had Tom on board for this one—he’s actually eaten fishy caviar in sushi, back in his omni days. If I ended up spitting it out, he could follow through for sure.

Here’s the assembly. Increasingly creepy the closer it gets to taste time. But shock and amazement and all things crazy, it wasn’t bad. It wasn’t great, either, but I got through it and tasted some more on its own to get a full grasp on what I was tasting. The texture is like wet poppy seeds, and it’s just super salty with some tang to it. Tom described it as “salty pickle rye.”

Will I buy it again? We actually talked about using it in sushi. Our normal sushi is the garden-variety vegetable sushi (although Tom has made his ridiculous deli roll). With the fakey shrimp or crab meat we could make some novelty fakey fishy sushi.

But to those real caviar-eaters out there, I still don’t get you. They’re friggin’ fish eggs.

 

Oh, it’s on.

After a night of dinner and drinks with good folk, we swung by the store and I was faced with a decision. Tried and true Justin’s or the wild card, Cleo’s?

Yeah, I got ‘em both. It was time to answer the question: Which is the superior vegan peanut butter cup?

Let’s take a look at the two, shall we?

Justin’s (on the left) are a little larger, dark chocolate, and sittin’ pretty on top of a $1.00 off coupon that will go in my bag with the other $1.00 off coupons I will never remember to use. The Cleo’s are (rice) milk chocolate, so they’re more likely to taste like the peanut butter cups we grew up with. Points for nostalgia!

Let’s look closer still.

The Justin’s peanut butter cups look crumbly, while the Cleo’s again look homogenized like the ones from my youth. Honestly, at this point, I was betting on the Cleo’s.

But what happens when you stop looking at them and you eat them?

Turns out I’m still a Justin’s fan. They taste cleaner, you can taste the chocolate and the peanut butter. The Cleo’s peanut butter center may just as well not be there; it didn’t stand up as its own flavor. Justin’s has the salt, the starkness of the dark chocolate—I feel like an a-hole saying it, but it’s the more grown-up flavor of the two. Plus, it’s not as melty.

I mean, if you like Cleo’s, that’s cool, you know. Our taste buds just mature differently, that’s all. You’ll catch up.

age, already!

I ditched all my cast iron when I moved across the country…or up the country…or, man, I don’t remember. I vowed to not move cast iron more than 5 miles ever again, so I’ve owned no cast iron for quite some time.

I have also lived in apartments for the past decade. As they’ve been the kind with strict rules regarding grilling on the balcony (when I’ve been lucky enough to score a balcony), I’ve gone without any means of grilling for quite some time.

Guess who’s done moving—me! I’m settling down, I think, enough to slowly build my collection of cast iron. What better start than a grill pan? Wanna know a secret? It’s technically a panini pan, but I ditched the top piece somewhere in the depths of my kitchen cabinets and guess what’s left: a grill pan.

This was ’round six months ago, and I use it several times a month, and it’s just not there yet. I did the proper seasoning, and i use it like you’re supposed to, but it’s taking forever to get all gorgeous and black and nonstick. I try to use as little oil as possible, to avoid having the smoke alarm go off, and I know it’s getting better, but every time, I lose a chunk or two out of my tempeh. See?

I know, chin up and all that. And it’s not that bad—dinner still looks good and tastes good.

This is my tempeh, simmered in a simple marinade for a few minutes then grilled with some Annie’s Original BBQ Sauce. I served it up with Trader Joe’s Creative Grains, which is a lazy man’s mixture of Israeli couscous, orzos, mini garbanzos, and other delights. Way easy. Way delicious. Way good for you. And way cheap.

First I’m sharing this awesome cookie with you. So pink and sparkly! It’s a rosewater sugar cookie from Back to Eden Bakery. I was running errands today and started to get a headache—chocolate was in order and B2E was a worthwhile detour. Not pictured is the chocolate chip cookie I ate way too fast to photograph, kinda like Bruce Lee’s Chinese boxing.

Click on it--it's got a surprise for you!

I’m also sharing this song with you. Leslie Hall (of Gem Sweater fame) released a special little ditty for VeganMoFo Hump Day. Watch and listen to everything Leslie has produced. She is a force of nature and as sparkly as a rosewater sugar cookie. (I want to thank my friend Colleen for introducing me to her radness when we were grammar geeks for hire down in LA.)

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