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Archive for February, 2009

i’m sorry

To the spider I sent out the death sentence on:
I’m sorry.
I was sitting in the exam chair at the optometrist’s, reading my book while waiting for the doctor, when I saw you out of the corner of my eye. I watched you scurry over to the stool then turn to me and run under my [...]

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clean machine

Yesterday was my first day of being officially off the job. Because it was my own doing, I left with no parting gifts other than unused vacation pay. So what did I do on day one? A facial mask and a lunch date, of course.
The lunch date (I picked up Tom for lunch at Hungry [...]

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schlag

“Schlag creme” is what the German Soyatoo is called. “Schlag,” according to the Babelfish translator, means “impact.” Do with that information as you see fit. By going on the German version of the website, I did learn that the Germans have way more products than we get. They get a rice whipped cream, cheeses (I think—one’s [...]

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B to the B to the Q

Sort of. It’s tempeh baked in barbecue sauce. And it fell sorta flat…but you gotta start somewhere, I suppose.
All I did for this was slice the tempeh into maybe eighth-inch pieces, coat in barbecue sauce, and bake in a lightly oiled baking dish. After about 15 minutes, I coated them again and flipped them. I’m thinking [...]

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cilantro pesto pizza

We keep giving Hotlips a chance to deliver the perfect pizza. (They haven’t, by the way.) Why? Spicy cilantro pesto. It’s like no other pizza base I’ve tried. Well, having recently given my 2-weeks at work in this crappy job market, our pizza delivery days are over for now. Just the motivation I needed to figure [...]

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balmy

I just got an order from Vegan Essentials (had another 10%-off newsletter so I stocked up on dry cat food and tried some new things, including soy curls, so stay tuned) and thought I’d share Merry Hempsters with y’all. They’re located in Eugene, Oregon, and have a ton of vegan hemp products. Tom’s been using [...]

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grrrrrrrrrrrrr

So today is Saturday (Sunday, probably, by the time I post this) and I don’t know if I’m going to work on Monday. I’ve almost quit a handful of times—like walk-out-with-zero-notice quit—in the past two weeks. So tonight it’s booze smoothie night.

Yeah, it looks like baby food, but it tastes like forgettiness. Icy, citrus-y forgettiness. [...]

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